World Con: DisCon III
I'm sitting in the restaurant of the Omni hotel in DC. It's a gorgeous, historical luxury hotel with the concomitant luxury prices for everything, which is why I brought most of my own food and drink. I've been having a wonderful time just talking with old friends, with the young guns, with my new favorite authors.
The weather has been spectacular too. I was outdoors a lot yesterday on the "porch" -- a giant verandah overlooking the river, with a lower court and even a folly.
I got to a reading from one of my fan-girl squee authors, A.C. Wise. She read from Hook, the forthcoming sequel to Wendy, Darling, featuring the tales of James, an aged opium-smoking drunkard who resists returning to Neverland and the boy who kills him over and over and over. It is just as heart-wrenching and heart-rending a portrait as Wendy, Darling. If you haven't read that one, you should.
Meanwhile, the Omni is built on several half-levels connected by stairs and elevators that may or not get you where you need to go. I never did find one of the panels I wanted to attend, but since I ended up in the garage, which is doubling as the dealer's room, I made do.
Here's my initial filky response to my experiences so far:
DisCon III
He put his handy schedule in his blue jean pockets and went down to DisCon III.
But did he ever return? No, he never returned, and his fate’s a mystery
He may walk forever through the halls of the Omni 'cause he came to DisCon III.
He loved Star Trek and Star Wars and he dressed like the Doctor
and he’d read all the operas in space
He wore elf ears and steam goggles and his hair was dyed rainbow;
he’s a model of the true fen race.
Charlie strode off that morning with a hopeful spirit
and he waited for the lift to come.
When it got there two hours later, he was starved and dehydrated
and his legs and feet were numb.
And did he ever return? No, he never returned, and his fate’s a mystery
He may walk forever through the halls of the Omni 'cause he came to DisCon III.
to see scores of fen in line
The queue for registration took another six hours
Charlie wouldn’t have time to dine.
Charlie finished up a panel in the Diplomat Ballroom
And he aimed for the Capitol Room
He just couldn’t wait to hear a reading from his favorite author
Or her tale of ghosts and gloom
The queue for the lift was long, hot, and sweaty
Charlie thought he would take the stairway
There were flights up and flights down, and stairs that went nowhere
Charlie just couldn’t find his way.
And did he ever return? No, he never returned, and his fate’s a mystery
He may walk forever through the halls of the Omni 'cause he came to DisCon III.
And went right down the other side.
It took twenty more minutes ‘til he found the elevator
And by the he felt about to die.
Charlie finally found the Promenade he thought he was seeking
But alas, it was west, not east.
Down a hallway, round a corner, and go past the elevator
Charlie couldn’t find his way in the least
And did he ever return? No, he never returned, and his fate’s a mystery
He may walk forever through the halls of the Omni 'cause he came to DisCon III.
And a sign that pointed out his way.
That hall took him to the Blue Room and a sideroom called Prefunction
Charlie wondered if he’d last the day.
Charlie missed the reading, and he missed his dinner
And he missed John Scalzi’s soiree.
Never got to the firepit or the upper floor parties
Poor old Charlie simply passed away.
But did he ever return? No, he never returned, and his fate’s a mystery
He will haunt forever all these halls of the Omni 'cause he came to DisCon III.
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It’s a metaphor for my lack of dates
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